Wednesday, December 24, 2008

History of pure wolves

Many years ago there was a old wizard who wanted a child. Unfortunatly he was old and alone so he couldn't have any of his own. He also owned a two wolf pups. One female (sliver wolf) and one male (blakc wolf). He ejoyed makeing new experiments with magic, so late at night he was pondering ware wolves and thought about making the wolf pups something similar. He wanted to give them the form of a human. More ideas followed that and built up quickly in his mind. He worked for a month on formulas and spells to mix and mash together in the wolf pups' DNA.
Now a few years before that it was a new and popular thing for people to make creatures of there own. The population of man made creations grew ubruptly to millions and millions. They were over populating. The kings of the lands were horibly worried about being over come by the beasts, so they put laws against the creation of new creatures. Then they sent out bounty hunters to sentence them to extinction.
It was during the time of the law the wizzard was creating his new children. So he had to do it in secret. When he had finished he had two adourable five year olds. The female was named Mary Wheather, and the male was named Jason. Jason had black wings black hair and blue brown eyes. Mary Whether had strawberry blonde hair, silver wings and blue eyes. They were both beautiful and bright young pure wolves. The very first. Unfortunatly, word got out of the wizzard's creations. The king sent out soldiers out to sley the wizzard, Jason, and Mary Wheather. Jason and Mary Wheather were both about 20 years old and had stopped their aging proccess already when this happened. They tried to stop the soldiers from killing their old and frail father, but they couldn't. There were too many men, so their father told them to run. So they ran away together and later fell in love.
They had seven children and one child was white. That's when the white pure wolves were started. Mary Wheather died shortly after her pups turned two months old because she full filled her destiny given to her. Jason, however, refused his destiny in hopes that he would live forever if her did. Unfortunatly for him, after exactly a hundred years past from the day he was created his entire body shut down and he died.
Why we die after one hundred years or after we accomplish our destinies is because of the experimentation done on our DNA. The chemicals he used mixed with his magic reqires lots of energy. Eventually it can only last for 100 years. Then our entire system will shut down. For some reason our bodies require even for energy to complete our destinies, so the chemicals all burn out and you die when you complete it. I'm not sure why, but that's how it goes.
So in conclusion, the reason why we our so rare is because our fur is priceless. Plus, we're technacly elegal. So if someone wanted to win a law suit for killing me they'd probably win.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffine addictions, switch it to expresso.
6. In the memo feild of all your checks, write 'for smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordanace with the prophesy.'
8. dont use any punctuation (in accordanace with the prophesy XD)
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask "why don't the poems rhyme?"
14. Put mesquito netting around your room and play tropical noises all day.
15. 5 days in advance, tell your friend you can't attend their party cuz you're not in the mood.
16. Have your peers call you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.Bold
17. When money comes out of the ATM scream: "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, run into the parking lot and yell: "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19. Tell your children at dinner: "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Saturday, December 6, 2008

More on pure wolves.

I've got a little more facts about pure wolves.
Any wolf can put on a human illusion. They can't really turn into humans, but they can appear that they are. If a wolf was to grab you with its hand in a human illusion, it's really grabbing you with it's teeth. That's why it hurts. (For those of you who have seen wolf's rain, it's just like that.) Unlike regular wolves, pure wolves don't put on a illusion. They can completely form into a human. If you were to touch them in there human form you would feel a human, not a wolf. It's kind of like a werewolf. A human that can turn into a wolf, but it's opposite of that.

Pure Wolf life span
A pure wolf never pass the age of 100. Never. When a pure wolf is born it is given a destiny. They don't know what it is until it is time to fulfill it. They have the choice though. They can fulfill there destiny or not. If you choose to fulfill it you will die after it is done. If you don't, you will live to be 100 years old. You will live a full 100 years. After they hit age 18 they wont age, though. They live for 82 years looking like an 18 year old in human form and wolf form.

Category
Pure wolves are dream creatures, they are a member of the wolf family, and they were created with magic and science.

Habitat
Packs that I no of live in the forest of passing time and on a cloud in the physical world, but that's about it. They live in the least likely place people would look for them. They have been hunted ever since the first was created. That's also why they are so rare.

I'll put more up later.