Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffine addictions, switch it to expresso.
6. In the memo feild of all your checks, write 'for smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordanace with the prophesy.'
8. dont use any punctuation (in accordanace with the prophesy XD)
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask "why don't the poems rhyme?"
14. Put mesquito netting around your room and play tropical noises all day.
15. 5 days in advance, tell your friend you can't attend their party cuz you're not in the mood.
16. Have your peers call you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When money comes out of the ATM scream: "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, run into the parking lot and yell: "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19. Tell your children at dinner: "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."